$1,000,000,000,000 bill

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[edit] THE ONE TRILLION DOLLAR BILL

Due to be issued sometime in the next decade, the new denomination was approved by the U.S. Congress just before the December 2005 adjournment. It is to be printed and stocked starting in 2006.

Designed by Randy Warhol, the multi colored bill features the face of Billie "Buckwheat" Thomas, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billie_%22Buckwheat%22_Thomas on the front and a picture of the Chappaquiddick Bridge on the back, thus resolving the design choice deadlock between democrats and republicans.

It is anticipated that it will be issued in time for the next inflationary cycle brought about by the U.S. Government spending policies and will be distributed to Federal Reserve Banks, NBA basketball players, and welfare recipients.

The bill design has not been issued as the terror alert remains high, and the sudden appearance of the bills will foil counterfeiters for at least a month, by which time the bill should be supplanted by the $1,000,000,000,000,000 bill.

However, people are forewarned not to look at the bill without sunglasses, as its multi colored holograms emit laser rays converted from ordinary light reflecting off its surface.

The bill has two signatures on it: the first being that of the honorable William Shatner, and the second being that of the not-so-honorable Bill Gates, from which the term "bill" comes from.

[edit] THE DESIGNER

Randy Warhol is a multi talented European transvestite who immigrated to the USA after being expelled from France for producing a movie with a happy ending in 2003. He became renowned in his adapted hometown of New Orleans last year for building a float of a man with only one enormous testicle for the Mardi Gras.

His many paintings cover the walls of the men’s room at the bus station in Washington, D.C.