"Kalev"

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"Kalev" is a famous Estonian candy factory but they also make ice-cream, carpets and hand granades. It was founded by Kalevipoeg a long time ago (Estonians have bad memory). You see Kalevipoeg hated Latvian candy and thought that Estonia good make much better sweets. At first the candys were made of everything that wasn't eatable otherwise (mostly rocks). However, these days sweets are made of wood, oil and rubber. When you come to Estonia "Kalev" sweets are something you must taste!