"Squirrel" as slang

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"Squirrel" and "Squirrely" are hot terms in the Toronto and Montreal Downtown areas

The slang term "Squirrel" or "Squirrely" was invented in Downtown Montreal, in the year 2005, at a Mythical Hangout named the Crondome. It originates from a Squirrely son of a bitch who became known as a "Squirrely" guy or a "Squirrel". The term has proliferated throughout Canadian Urban Culture in the depths of Toronto and Montreal.

[edit] Usage

Squirrely loosely means "sketchy", "untruthful", "untrustworthy", "deceitful", "greedy", "dirty", "crazy", "sneaky", "stealthy", "A Close Call", "backstabbing", "cheap", "homeless", "ugly"

"Squirrel" and/or "Squirrely" are very flexible terms, which can be used to describe many different situations and/or people:

• Your buddy has sex with your girlfriend while you are on vacation. - "Squirrely"
• You studied for 15 minutes before a midterm multiple-choice exam, and somehow got a 65% - "Squirrely"
• Someone who sleeps on your couch, has no job, and eats your food - "Squirrel"
• A person with a hideous face. - "Squirrely Face"
• A beat up / filthy car "Squirrely ride"
• Not going to class, sitting at home smoking weed and eating food in dirty boxers - "Squirrelin' out"
• Buying a $8.00 sandwich that comes with nothing but bread and meat - "Squirrely Sandwich".
• Some Guy talking to himself - "Squirrel"
• A President who is corrupt / Rigs elections - "Squirrel"
• A Haircut of the Mullet variety - "Squirrely Haircut"
• You get the point.

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