"The Bible - a movie"

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The Bible - a movie is a great movie based on the joyful tales of The Bible. This is a cheerful comedy about Jesus’ discovery of his brain tumour and

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about all the cunning ways the Isrealites killed each other.

[edit] Starring

Star director Peter Jackson with the help of great actors like Donald Pleasence and Steve Guttenberg have made this film a movie to remember; Superb acting and lots of blood in all colours.

[edit] Music

The music is ingenious. Composed and performed by Keith Emerson alone. Emerson’s complex composings suits the movie’s atmosphere and endless killing perfect.