"mac"matician

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Someone who is a genius at using Macs, Macmaticians are a rare breed. In fact, only 1 in 6,427 computer technicians has the title of macmatician.

History of the term "Macmatician": The year was 2005, it was in the month of September. A very hot day, with high levels of humidity. A p.c. guru was sitting around on this leather executive chair trying to think up some new microlips to try out on his fellow coworkers. He was thinking about this Apple jeenius that he works with when he thought, "Macmatician". That word was actually made from two words being put together. The two words might be Macintosh, and Mathmatician. First he used Mac for short. and then he took the math off of the other word. He then pushed those together to form one single word. The most famous Macmatician is John Ryan. He has been a wonder for the Mac community. He is responsible for thousands of new computer terms.

In spring of 2006 there will be a new Apple Macintosh certification for the Apple computer technicians. Of course, you guessed it... Apple Macmatician Certification. It is similar to the MSCE offered by Microsoft corperation, only it is for the Apple Macintosh Computer system Guru's. To find out more about this Certification, visit Apple's Web Site. It also confers a free pass to a large indoor inflatable sports arena, and no sex life, due to the fact that your maind is now controlled by an iMarketingScheme.