July 5, 2020 at 23:54Redneck-free zones are designated areas where it is unlawful for cowboy-hat wearing white Christian men to enter while driving a pickup truck. While there may be some exceptions to this rule, redneck-free zone border patrol guards 'know it when they see it'. Local KKK chapters are banned from redneck-free zones and no grits are served. Local humane societies patrol residential areas, on the alert for dogs perpetually chained in the yard. Families of such dogs are then driven out of town by angry hippy mobs. There is no known redneck-free zone in West Virginia or Kansas.
The Redneck-Free Guide to Traveling the United States has not yet been signed on by any known publisher.
- Austin, TX
- Ithaca, NY
- Kalamazoo, MI
not really Redneck-Free but Still COOL
- Asheville, NC
- Tucson, Sedona, and Prescott, AZ
- Arcada, CA
- Bozeman, MT
- Eugene, OR