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Oh! The apostrophe ( ' ) was outlawed in Québec in 1976 by the Parti Québecois. A pack of evil FLQ sympathisers who were the driving force behind the notorious Bill 101, their mission was to stamp out the English language in la belle province.

Alas! Their motive for outlawing this character is that it forms half of the 's, an English-language possessive construct. Take away their 's and the anglophone minority will no longer be able to possess anything.

Remember kids, apostrophes can replace letters. So the fastest essays never use anything except apostrophes

Before	Après
Eaton's	Eaton (now bankrupt)
Tim Horton's	Chez Tim Horton
Schwartz's	Schwartz
It's	Ça est what???

[edit] See also

• apostrophe
• refugees
• Ontario

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