'Great Purge'

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[edit] The Great Purge of 1990

The Great Purge of 1990 refers to an incident in May of 1990 where several prominent members of the Church of Scatology along with a group of Jazz players later known as the 'Gang of Seven' assembled in a Chicago basement one morning in an attempt to create the world's largest contained scat. The attempt failed, however, when the group was attacked by a pack of roving refuse handlers, angered by a song once sung by Scatology founding member 'Scatman' Crothers on the popular seventies television series 'Chico and the Man'.

Stick out your cans, cause here comes the Garbage--man!

Crothers was killed by the mob and the Gang of Seven fled to New York where they refuse to play any club which does not take out it's trash on a regular basis.

The 'Stone Throne', one of the holiest of Scatology artificats sits in a Chicago Alley outside the basement where the Scatman was martyred.