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“Huh?”

~ ? on ?

“What the heck is going on?”

~ Captain Oblivious on ?

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~ Question Mark Man on ?

“If I had a nickel for every time I heard the name, for every time I heard the name, for every time I heard the name…”

~ Guy who never finishes his stories on how he killed Oscar Wilde

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Contents 1 What's the origin? 2 How do I use it? 3 What if there are more than one? 4 ¿Como puedo usar el opuesto? 5 Valley Girls and Other Symbol Abusers 6 Relations 7 See Also

[edit] What's the origin?

Yes, the origin. The question mark began, not when people first started asking questions (a common misconception), but when people started writing questions. It likely began with a greek philosopher, who asked questions to themselves, which is a bit crazy. It also might have originated from the all mighty retards whom always question everything and there stupidity might have lead to the parents giving them a crayon and them drawing a retared symbol which is know the QUESTION MARK which symbolyses all dumbasses and there question asking

Dr. Evil said his dad made outrageous claims about inventing the question mark.

[edit] How do I use it?

Why, you just did! Just slap it on to the end of a sentence that sounds like a confused and yearning plea for knowledge. Accompany this with an upward inflection. Use it rhetorically to make people feel stupid ("Can you ask me a question? I'll have to think about it, asshole). It may also be used for right wing propaganda ("Aren't you an American???"). As well as comic uses like "what the fuck is a caterpillar doing on my wang?"

[edit] What if there are more than one?

Each additional ? up to three indicates rising levels of anger/excitement. Anything beyond that looks stupid or indicates insanity.

Examples:

1. What time is it? Peaceful, normal tone.
2. You're pregnant?? Surprise.
3. You're also gay??? Shock, confusion, outrage.
4. You also have AIDS????? Stupid, insane. (WARNING: DO USE ALOT!!!!)

[edit] ¿Como puedo usar el opuesto?

The following is written in Spanish about ¿; to understand, you must be saved by Mexican Jesus.

Alguien usa el opuesto para indicar que es una pregunta antes de hablar. Ninguna otra lengua usa este signo, es solamente usado en español.

I now what do you think. (???)

[edit] Valley Girls and Other Symbol Abusers

Linguists have violent arguments? about Valley Girls using it at the end of every sentence? and even at random points in between?

Other punctuation criminals include the band members of Panic! at the Disco, who instead abuse the exclamation point, the Robin to ?'s Batman.

Prince first considered changing his name to ?, but was talked out of it by Michael Jackson.

[edit] Relations

•  ?? mother F*#%er!
•  ?? father F*#%er?
• *** illegitimate son of random person met in bar with one huge breasts.

[edit] See Also

• ¿
• Rhetorical Question
• Ultimate Question
• Uncertainty Principle
• ¿?
• Why?
• Why? Why? Oh Why?
• ???
• Profit!
• It doesn't matter what your answer is as long as you feel good about it
• Rosie O'Donnell's gender

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The prefix "Homo" means same. (the more you know)