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“What the hell is this thing supposed to be anyway?”
~ Oscar Wilde on 
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[OBJ] () is the typographic abbreviation for object. Unlike the att (@) and ampersand (&) symbols, Obj is not based upon Latin or other langauges but simply consists of the first three letters of the word. The addition of the dashed-line box makes it marginally trickier to scribe in cursive than the entirity of the word it represents — the number of dashes on the box is of prime importance. Sloppy writers will find the meaning of the symbol is obfuscated by an incorrect dashed box.
Some examples of usage in modern and classical literature:
- "I wholeheartedly  to your eloping with my daughter!" —Mr Pantsoon in The Impotence of Being Earnest, Oscar Wilde
- "The addition of testicles to the recipe is somewhat ionable" —Delia Smith's How To Cook Offal, Chiswick University Press
[edit] Drug Usage
“Magic drugs make your problems go away.”
~ He-man on Magic Drug
“Try it!”
~ Robert Mugabe on Magic Drugs
“No thanks!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Mugabe's comment
Do not use  as a drug! It is a fruit, but if you put some bad chemicals and bad drugs like weed, it will turn into a drug known as "Magic Drug" ( being the main ingredent).
However, some dumbass WWF westler took some and someone called him for an interview:
The synthoms as it follows:
- Funny voice and studder (slow change)
- Get pissed
- ...And your eyes glow & start to turn, somehow ready to fire something
- Finally get censored by Weegee.
[edit] : Enemy
 is also a type of creature found in deserts, mountains and forests. Kill it and you mysteriously get a big loot.
