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Benedict Arnold, contemplating -0.

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about -0.

[edit] The Theorem of Negative Zero

Eros's theorem of imaginary numbers states that, among other postulates, -0 is equal to +1. This is obvously complete and utter crap written by a fat fuck who doesn't know the difference between his ass and his elbow. I mean, seriously, zero equals one?! A cracked out two year old could tell you that's a bold faced rat assed lie. Clearly, -0 actually equals SEX, like everything else in the world. D'OH, Muthafuckas!

[edit] Trivia

• -0 is the opposite of nothing.
• -0 is something.
• -0 is.

[edit] Negative Zero is NOT Equal To

• George Foreman
• Dragonskin
• Michael McDonald
• The Force
• Half-Brained Youngsters
• Nocturnal Children
• Pie

[edit] My favorite thing

My fah-vore-ite digimon is Desumon :D