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After the Internet was reborn in the year 2002, a boatload of people decided to use it as a free suppository for information. The logic being that anything could be wiped off the face of existence at any moment, for any reason, at any time. This was indeed true of websites seen in the last century, never to be seen again (until the development of the world's first Temporal Internet Browser, which was blocked by the most primitive firewalls).

The first collaborative project was known as "The great hentai and child pornography database," aiming to preserve what some called a "lost art." It was indeed lost the next day, as the US government deemed "that whole tentacle thing is just plain WRONG!"

In the midst of their defeat, the group decided to make a free form information site that anyone could edit. It would feature the latest updates by its avid users, and in fact be the greatest suppository ever developed. It's name was DMOZ.org, and it turned out to be a spectacular hoax.

Several websites later, one bright curmudgeon decided to make a site that was basically "notepad on crack." From there, people shamelessly raped and pillaged its initial design, twisting it to their own sick and desperate needs. Most of these sites share the same look, feel, and the word "-edia" somewhere in them. They are referred to as "Ediats."