Illuminati Document 00189
To the High Enlightened One:
My days as an Illuminatus are full. We are busy preparing for Duck’s fleet.
I have received the schematics for von Braun’s “Improvements” to Disneyland’s navy fleet.
The “improvements” will create a spectacular show. Of course it will be just a show.
Only an idiot would think an entire navy could be retrofitted in just three months.
The ships we’re leaving behind have been gutted and stripped of anything of value.
The destruction of these ships should be a negligible loss.
Most of our Pirate brethren have already left Castaway Cay.
They should be arriving in Disneyland shortly.
Our Pirate treasure and booty have been transported to a safe location.
We imported some homeless people from Brooklyn just two days ago.
Most of them are insane. We convinced nearly all of them that they were real pirates.
Their corpses should provide a good convincing body count.
I recommend that the ones who do survive be transported to Disneyland.
They will make good test subjects for our laboratories.
We walk in Light,
--Agent 44
September 2, 1956
P.S. The theft of some of the Roswell materials by the Ancients of Mu greatly concerns me.
The alien artifacts need a safer storage facility.
Rumor is that the Ancients are transferring some of the technologies to the Russians.
The code name of their project is Sputnik.
They might have something ready next year.
P.P.S. We stand ready to assist with the European unification project.
We will meet you in Rome next year.
