100 Years war
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The hundred years war, simply put was a war fought in 1973 over the influential play by Oscar Wilde Called "The Ode to Count Chelegron in the Castle on top of that mountain that cannot be climbed by commoners" The war was between the Germans and the Scottish. When the scottish rallied behind Seamus Heaney they defeated the Germans in the northern German province of Normandy. Consequently, the germans were cursed to wear pointy helmets, and opress minorities for the rest of history until America came a-knocking. That, in conclusion is exactly took place during the legendary 100 years war (The name is misleading however, the war only lasted three days, it was named after the Scottish general Schlopin O'100-years-war)
