106 Hill Street
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“When we're rich, maybe then that place will be ours. . .”
~ Oscar Wilde on 106 Hill Street
In the mystical land of Narnia, there lived a creature known as Dan te Maori. She got kicked out. After searching for many weeks, during which time she shared a residence with blanket-man, she finally found the Weir house. Here she lived in great ecstasy for nine months. She could've had a baby but she didn't. After this she moved to another mystical land known as 106 Hill Street. On her way to the flat on one blustery day she noticed a homeless girl with a blanket a.k.a. Blanket-woman a.k.a. Jemima de Sherpa. As a token of her appreciation for homeless blanket-women she decided to take her in. The blanket-woman was kind and thankful. For some reason she even offered sexual favours. Dan te Maori declined.
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[edit] Stench
Despite Blanket-woman's many years of homelessness and encounters with many strange and disturbing scents nothing prepared her for the stench of Dan te Maori. At regular intervals sulfuric erruptions from her anus disturb the peace and quiet and oxygen levels of 106 Hill Street depleted.
[edit] Mess
There was very much and none of it was good.
[edit] Blanket-woman's room
It was .bombed, and there is nothing more we need to say about it.
[edit] Staircase injuries
One night when Dan te Maori was high on life, she misjudged timing of her footsteps and fell down the stairs. This resulted in a stiff Dan te Maori, a bung knee, and some blood.
[edit] The Awesome Holiday Wall
This is not at ALL lame. Blanket-woman and Dan te Maori give it a rating of five stars; totally orgasmic.
[edit] sEXERCISE
Blanket-woman wishes she could. Since giving up her stenchy blanket and life on the street for the pleasures of 106 Hill Street, Blanket-woman is no longer able to indulge in frequent sexual rendez-vous with Blanket-men. She therfore goes on huge hour long treks walking her dog. Can a blanket-woman scoop fire into her lap without her clothes being burned?
[edit] Trips to the supermarket
Blanket-woman is a regular at the Thorndon supermarket. She loves going so much that she coerces Dan te Maori into accompanying her. They have fun amongst the cabbages.
[edit] Racial Tension
Occasionally, the sensitive subject of racial relations arises in 106 Hill Street. These concerns are usually settled with a quick look at problems in the neighbouring region; two out of two citizens agree that anything is better than looking like Helen Clark.
[edit] Guinea Pigs
These are to be killed. Slowly. And then roasted on a George Foreman Grill. (Dan te Maori's favourite). [1]
