13375P34K
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"Haha, j00 fcking n00bs don't n0 $h17."
13375P34K is an arrangement of phrases in common use by pre-teens, and the occasional teenager, taking out their failed dreams of computer hacking in writing. Noam Chomsky became famous for 2 things,
- Making up a statement, "I am Noam Chomsky," which represents an utterance that is syntactically correct, but has no semantic value, and
- Proving 13375P34K is not a language.
13375P34K was once believed to be in usage of the internet "elite", but recently reasearchers with very big degrees (on a regular basis, they say, "You show me yours and I'll show you mine.") have determined that:
"80-90% 0f p30p13 (urr3n71y u51ng 1337P34K 4r3 n0t 4(7u411y '1337'. M0st 4r3 t3h 5ux0r5."
Most people attribute the desensitizing of 13375P34K and the subsequent whoring of it on the scenester trend. Though this point is debatable, they are right.
Although no one knows the precise origins of 13375P34K, uncyclopedia's "researchonomists" have suspected it started something like this:
<hackerbob> I'm telling you, I'm a hacker!
<hackerjoe> Yeah, right.
<hackerbob> You just wait
<hackerbob> i'll h4x you all 0v3r the place!
<hackerjoe> Woah! What the hell was that?
<hackerbob> h4h4h4!! that's right c4n't unner574nd wh47 im sayng now!
<hackerjoe> Nope, I can't. Maybe you really are a hacker.
<hackerbob> h4h4h4!1 that's right, now give me j00r credit card #
Ultimately, hackerbob would post his new form of internet writing all over forums in vain attempts to be recognized (he still does, under a variety of aliases). hackerjoe would become famous for his call to Nixon [1]. His credit report remains unscathed.
