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“Trying to understand l33t speak is actually very good brain training! a tedious and pointless waste of time.”

~ Doctor Kawashima on l33t speak

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The one part of this article that isn't completely nonsensical[edit]

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I ACTUALLY SAT HERE AND TYPED OUT SOME LEET[edit]

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A translation for non-native 1337 sp34k3rz: "L33t" is what happens when your fist hits the keyboard and you pretend it makes any sense, similar to the practice of reading tea leaves and predicting the future, thus asserting your false sense of e-leet superiority because you know something nobody else does (what you were trying to say). Skeptics say that l33t is the last resort of the illiterate nerds. 1337 is also 7331 backwards.

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5t4nd4rD k3yb04rd!!1oneone11!
1337 17un3s!

Leet can also mean a type of beet without any roots.

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Other variations / names for leet[edit]

Leet is @lso known as Nerdspeak, n3rdsp33k, (and, of course, |\|3|2[)$|>[email protected]|<), 1337z, 1337z0rz, t3h ub4r 1eet4hz, h4x0rspk, FagSpeak, ph0rt33 y33r 01d v1r91n1ty sp34k, ANTINOOBCODE and, of course, ROFLOLMAOMGZOMGROFLWTFKNPWNDNUB. ROFLWTFBBQOMGZORS i h4z TeH L33TSp34k!!!{{Cn3|w7|>|-| j()() [)@|\/||\| |\|(_)|3.

Language[edit]

“s7fu n00b!”

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|^| |_| | E |_ |-| 7 0 7 | Common words you may see in Leet, and their English counterparts:

Admiral Awesome : 1337357 P3|250|\| ||\| 73|-| \/\/0|2|_|)
afk : Away From Keyboard(note this can mean a free kill)
l00t: stealing things from dead pepole
j00 : You
#&*%@&^ : Whatever the hell you want it to mean
joob : Jewish n00b
j00r: Door
j00r: you are
n00b : virgin {especially when said in reference to a FPS player or an MMORPG gamer}
FTW : Free Twat Waxing
BTW : Big Titty Woman
BRB : Be Right Back
WTF : What The Fuck
WTF : WOW, THAT'S FANTASTIC!
wtf : want to fuck? (edit by m1ck3r.)
wtf : Work Time Fun
wtf : Wonderful Tact Friend
wtf : Where's the fudge?
wtg : May also mean ' [email protected] t|-Ie g4y? '
5k1llz : skills. can also be refered to as "skittlez"
PH34R : 2-1-1312, or February 1, 1312
PH34R : mortal fear, often for one's life
|*34|2 : The most 1337 form of PH34R, it is inflicted on other
OMG : Oh My God, as in OMG WTF LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL BBQPIE
OMG : Also "Object Management Group"
OMG : Also "Observe my Gayness"
0MFG : Oh My Fucking God
BYOB : Bring Your Own Bombs
1337 |-|4XX0r : is a term you usually use to describe yourself suggesting you are epic, but usually are not.
zomgwtfroflmaobbq : a random assortment of crap, use when one of the words alone wont do it...
ZOMGBBQROFLOLMAOWPIMPQXZCOPTERWTFLOLZORS : Used when you are insane
133r07 j3n|<1n5 : Leetspeak for "leeroy jenkins" yelled by WOW noobs to get you killed.
FFS : For Fucks Sake
COW : refers to a MMOGamer (see \|/i|<@|D3|>[email protected]) who is most accomplished at scoring the most edits for the team; otherwize known as Cunning Online Wizards
Cow : Dis can also relate to the fictional animal that has its own level in Diablo II.
AYBABTU : All Your Base Are Belong To Us
DND : Dungeons And Dragons
OMGWTFpwn4g3 : used when you have just defeated a opponent, espesicially when you dont expect it to happen.
CUNT : a whore, slut
LOL the Fuck : A cross between LOL (Laughing out loud) and WTF (What the fuck). Used in situations where something is funny but also weird/suprising at the same time.
IMO : In My Opinion
O9000 : OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!!!
OMG! OH MY GOD
OMGSTD! : ohmygodigotasexualytransitteddeisease!!!!!
roflolmaosaurusrexamnugusrex : Doesn't really have much of a meaning after the first 4 letters.
Teh Suxxors : William Mitson
n00b Master : William Mitson
Mr Megafailz : William Mitson
Roflmaosflicslijtff: rolling on the floor laughin my ass off so fucking loud I cant stop laughing its just too fucking funny.

07h3r w0rdz:

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  • 8=======D : Read between the lines.
  • 8=D : Asian version.
  • 8D : Ben Moore (Dj Moore)
  • 8 (Andrew gowers version the creator of runescapezz is a dirty jewwww and im lik3 totally epic l0l 0l he had acicamsishan cause he is a jewwwwwww =) an ep1c no0b was h33r. l0lerc0ast3r =)
Admiral Awesomes/OMGITSDJs version (yes they share a dick)

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The Zork Trilogy:
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All your base are belong to gentoo

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Uses of 1337[edit]

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Attempts to Standardize 1337[edit]

In the year 2001 an attempt was made by the AKvL (de Afrikaners Kommison van Leetsprache) to bring some standardization to the popular language, now rivaling Esperanto, Estonian and Crimean Tatar in total number of speakers (1337 has been proven to have more native speakers than all three of the aforementioned languages since 74% of Estonians are no where near fluent in Estonian).

The AKvL arranged what has come to be known as "73|-| |=11227 1337 \|/012|_[) |<0/\/[email protected]@@!H4X1221!!" in Johannesburg South Africa in order to tame this wayward language. Attendance was made up of a large number of affluent 1337-speakers from around the world including the renown Dr. Loliver Noobio whose 1993 "Influences of Dutch on the 1337 Language" won him The Pulitzer Prize and the honor of being the first white guy ever to be refused a visa by the government of The Netherlands.

For the first few days of 73|-| |<0/\/61215 everything went rather swimmingly (or "pwnful" in transliterated 1337). The assembled leetists decided upon a standardized alphabet for Latin 1337 which is detailed below:

The 1337 Standard Alƒabet[edit]

A = 4 (or @)

B = 8 (or that weird German letter (ß = ssss) that no one who plays MMORPGs knows the name of or the alt-code for, 51n( 7h3`)'|2 n07 1337 3n0u6h 70 (h3(|< 7h3 (h4|24(h73|2 m4|>)

C = ( (or the cent SIGn)

D = [)

E = 3

F = |= or ƒ (alt code 159)

G = 6 (not to be confused with "9" which is of no linguistic significance)

H = |-|

I = 1

J = )

K = |<

L = 1(spelled as "|_" when used after "I")or £ (alt code 156)

M = /\/\

N = /\/

O = 0

P = |>

Q = Ø

R = 12 ("R" gives many non-native speakers trouble since it consists basically of an I + Z)

S = 5

T = 7

U = (_)

V = \/

W = \/\/ (or sometimes \|/)

X = }{

Y = ¥ (alt code 157)

Z = 2

A completely 1337 version of the ancient Greek drama Antigone was even penned in the new standard alphabet:

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The Dissolution of the |<0/\/61215[edit]

When "Leet Antigone", as the story would be called, was presented before the assembled leetists it was met with cries of outrage (mostly from the Americans who didn't like exerting that much brain power to read 1337 and didn't have ¥'s on their keyboards... But then again who does?) (Captain Nerd has ¥ on his keyboard), and threats of radical e-terrorism against the writer's World of Warcraft account.

This was only made worse when the 1337 council objected all those present to Dr. Loliver Noobio's speech on "The Origins of 1337". According to Dr. Noobio 1337 was first used in The Netherlands sometime in the 1990's by a Dutch kid playing Starcraft. The kid had left his keyboard for the first time in days since he was out of peanut butter. His bases were well defended against the enemy raiding parties but upon his return he found that his game had encountered an "unexpected error" and had crashed. Three days and nights of hard work down the drain!

According to Dr. Noobio the REALLY pissed off Dutch kid IMed one of his friends with "[email protected]@!2 I Got Up 4 1 Sec 2 G1t Sum P33nut Buttr Nd Ma Gam Krashd On Mi!!!!!" His friend "loled" heartily and asked "dood y the hel u type lyk a retrd?" which was met with something like "sry, mijn hands vallen met pindakaas." And, if Dr. Noobio is to believed this is how 1337 was born.

Of course Dr. Noobio was going to offer other evidence for his theory such as how "U" is actually the Dutch formal form of the pronoun "jij" that "j00" may come from Afrikaans "jou" and how the grammar of Afrikaans may have inspired the further development of 1337 (an exert from the Afrikaans bible: "want U is by my. In U hande is ek veilig") but before any of these points could be made he was met with a shower of sardines thrown by the pissed off crowd.

After this horrible session the members of the 1337 |<0/\/61215 stormed out of the building and returned to their home countries, abandoning the only attempt to date to standardize 1337-speak.

Did you understand that?[edit]

t3h Q\/C el33t!

“ZOMG UR teh l33t”

~ N00b on You

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Dialects[edit]

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Typical Samples of l33t Dialogue[edit]

  • y0 n00b: "Greetings, friend."
  • w00t!: "We are truly blessed."
  • pH33r m33 ussr 5<1Llz, n00b3rz!!!!! L0LoL0L: "You appear to be having some difficulty with your recently-purchased system; please allow me to help, sir."
  • h4h4h4, i h4xx0rd u, [email protected]!!!!!!: "I admit to infecting your computer with a nasty virus; please forgive me."
  • m3h, u w4r3z dW000bz R2 kewl 2B l33t: "I greatly admire your stylish ways."
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  • LOL n00bs, 1 am teh greatest eva and I pwn u a11!!1!!1! "I play this for eight hours every day"
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