1920's style "Death Rays"

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November 18, 2019 at 12:17The original Weapon of Mass Destruction (WMD), the 1920's style "Death Rays" were actually created in 1919 by Dr. Tamia Hill who said about it "It's the greatest invention since sliced cheese!" Sliced cheese would not actually be invented for five years. Despite numerous testings, it was actually only used in combat once, in 1960, for 20 minutes, in the War of Banana Bread. It promptly devastated the Banana Farmers of Algeria, and the war was won.

1920's style death rays fall into three categories.

  • Cosmic - which go "mimimimimimimimimimimimi!!!"
  • Atomic - which go "voowoowoowoowoowoowoowoo"
  • Electro - which go "bzzzattzzazzazzazzzazaz!!!.