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[edit] 1998

When it was ninety eight

It was a very good year

It was a very good year for the Deutsche Bank or Tony Blair

John Glenn left Earth for a dare

Which was really kind of great

In nineteen ninety eight

When it was ninety eight

It was a very bad year

It was a very bad year for people named Lewinski

Or even Kaczynski

France's world cup win came not a moment too late

In nineteen ninety eight

When it was ninety eight

It was a lethal year

It was a lethal year for Jack Lord, Pol Pot and Sonny Bono

Frank Sinatra and Flo-Jo

For they each became "the late..."

In nineteen ninety eight

[edit] Events

• 1997 is officially declared dead at 12.00am and 1 second on January 1st 1998.
• Missouri Declareds its independence on November. 24, 1998.
• Hong Kong returned to China, Los Angeles returned to Mexico, Belfast returned to Ireland, Kuwait returned to Iraq and White Rhodesia returned to Dark Africa.
• Dutch musician Trance is born. He died the day after.
• The Mario Party comes to power in Italy.
• Scarface, the musical remake of the original film, is released.
• Wearing a double-breasted suit was still good (this time in Argentina).
• I went to the White House only to find Malcom X complaining about it being racist.
• US statistics: lowest crime rate in 200 years, best economy in 500 years, high government approval rating in 789 years and lowest unemployment rate in 1000 years. Thank you Clinton! We want you back! ;_-(
• Ryan Sneddon is born.
• Ruler of Andorra, Gluteus Maximus, dies of asphyxiation. He is succeeded by his daughter Oprah.
• Jimmy Neutron is considered a good show.
• Bill Clinton banned the word 'is', changing its meaning to 'is not'.
• The Breakfast Triplets, one of the elusive members of the Tribes of Britain, appears in east England during the extinction of the East Coast Otter.
• Dutch maestro Edgar Davids is born.
• Satan became incarnate upon the earth as the Antichrist, and establishes One World Satanic Government (previously known as Microsoft Corporation). He said "Behold, 1998=3*666, and 1998 has three Friday the 13th's in it! My time at last has come!" Sadly, however, his reign of wickedness and debauchery was brought to an untimely end when he was assasinated by the Teletubbies.
• GINO un-fucking-fortunately was born.
• Dutch footballer Edgar Davids is born for the second time this year.
• Every good computer game ever made was made during 1998. Apparently, fate was smoking pot at the time, but hey, I can't complain.
• The Goo Goo Dolls have their only lasting hits: Iris, and Slide.
• Glenn Close still alive.
• All your base now belong to them.
• Jimmy Neutron is considered a bad show after 2 weeks of air time.
• Raccoon City is destroyed by three cruise missiles and repeated aerial bombardment in an attempt to contain a T-Virus outbreak.

1998 was recently raped by 1997. 1998 gave birth to 1999, later to get knocked up and have 2000, and next thing you know 2001 separates from its conjoined twin 2002.