2Gay FM

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2Gay FM is an Australian radio station, known for its willingness to hire fucktard presenters and play really shit music. (unless your in their key demographic consisting of teen bimbos, gay men that think they're women and metrosexuals.)

Weekday Programs[edit]

The Kyle and Jackie O Show[edit]

Kyle Sandilands is a Wang Sith, plain and simple. He has a PHD in Fuckwitmechanics, and Russell Crowe is his hero. (At least Crowe acts upon what he says, and doesn't just make bitchy threats like this douche!)

The Kyle and Jackie "Big" O show broadcasts from 6-9am, weekdays. They start just in time for all the skanky whores to creep out of the random guy's house, leaving an std behind. is ultimately just the day's news and current events, as retold by Paris Hilton. The show mostly consists of minga tarts and bimbos crying over the phone because their boyfriend doesn't love them any more (no wonder), 5 minutes of news per hour, read by Brittany Spears, at a reasonable rate of one syllable per minute (2 per minute when she's high on crack.)

Gaymish and Handy[edit]

Jackie Ellen Last O'Neil Henderson O with said fuck wit. Any resemblance to Paris Hilton is purely coincidental.

This show is a serious current events and news stint, starting at 4pm and concluding in time for ABC Radio's PM, at 6pm. It takes journalism very seriously (well appears to do so), and extremely mild whit is used, so mild that you wont even have a mental chuckle until hours later. Gaymish and Handy are in a heterosexual relationship with an ape.

The Minga 30 Brought to you by stupid spoilt whore[edit]

Between 6 to midnight on weekdays, crack whore Kevin Rudd interviews 30 mingas. Sometimes the odd prawn shows up (chick that's smoking hot from the shoulders down) on his show, but only when all the local mingas are being given emergency facial surgery.

On air staff (Weekends) As of February 2008[edit]

Show Show Name DJ/s Time
Sat Breakfast Gaymish and Handy Gaymish Brake and Handy E 9:00am to 10:00am
Sat Mornings/Afternoons N/A Various 9:00am to 4:00pm
Sun Breakfast N/A Batty Boy 6:00am to 9:00am
Sun Afternoons N/A Various 1:00pm to 4:00pm

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