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“I can't count that high”

~ Tamia
Ma'am, do you know how fast you were going? That's right - 3.141593 mph. Please step out of the vehicle.
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Π (usually seen in its under-18 form π, Pi or Steak and Kidney pi; pronounced as ) is a cockamamie number used for something related to the creation of beach volleyballs and round, fruit filled tarts. The Canadians made it the 28th letter of their alphabet.

Origins[edit]

A viking realized his man boobs were circular. He measured them and divided by the distance to the nipple. He screamed,"he goys!!I vound Pi!! he was actually pointing to the round tart on the table next to him. Viking women were rather rounded.

People started caring about Pi. Jesus tried to preach Pi, but was thrown into the pit of Crocogators. God claimed to have created Pi, but Mary (his one-night stand that led him to fame) said he couldn't cook for shit, and the best he ever made was a Pot Noodle. God then went on to say that Pi is Pot Noodle. Buddha offered to taste Pi to see if God was lying just to get back in the papers again, which Mary was sure he was. After eating Pi, Buddha came to the conclusion that it did taste a bit like stale Pot Noodle, but by this time God was already bored with it. And because all of Pi had been eaten, mathematicians had to start all over again. This really pissed them off.

Mathematicians start to find Pi. They got this far

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11th century mathematician Magnum Pi, believed to be the creator of π

Pi is said by some to be the most complex and amazing mathematical discovery of our time. It is believed that the symbol "Π" was first conceived when it was staring at its wavy lounge chair. It came to the idea that the symbol for itself would be its wavy chair with longer legs, decided to create multiple images of itself in a circle, making sure that at the sunset of the summer solstice, it could watch through the main door with its girlfriend.

Love Life[edit]

There have been several accounts of π and e dating each other, although these dates are always ruined by i.

Pi in the kitchen[edit]

The exact recipe of Pi is a trade secret. Many scientists and convicted rapists have attempted to bake pi, but are so far 3 decimal places out. The main ingredient is thought to be eight.

It has been known since ancient times that pi is a delicious number, especially when served with ice cream and frosted locusts (known in some circles as a la mode), and the question of whether it is a perfect number remains open. In 2007, a reclusive eastern European by the name of Greg Perlstein established that pi squared is a perfect, delicious number. They wanted to give him a medal for it, but he has other plans -- to use pi in a theme restaurant.

Pi in the 21st Century[edit]

Some have rumored that the attempt to digitize this number and make it publicly available in any respectable medium was a bad idea. So for many decades the number could only be located on disreputable, backwater websites filled with animated GIF files, such as Wikipedia.

Value[edit]

One of the many forms of Pi (Spring ritual) doing its ceremonial dance. Note its inverted curvaceousness and little pointy hat.

The exact value of pi is known to be equal to the exact approximation to infinite decimal places of the roots of euler's equation. However this is not known to be existing any longer: Euler. The editors also provide a good approximation of the value of pi but this has been censored. If you are in doubt, scroll below before you read.

The only existing version of value of pi is protected by The UN security council. Please contact chuck norris if interested.

The common fractional form of pi is 22/7. It is impractical in that it can only be used 22 hours during each day. The two hours in which 22/7 doesn't work typically occur from 8PM CET to 10PM EST (9PM GMT to 11PM EDT). During this period, server lag in World of Warcraft becomes a real danger.

This is generally known in to American television viewers as Prime-Time.

In base pi, the value of pi is 10. This is much easier to remember. Therefore, value of 1 in pi is unilaterally considered as being a single serving, or thereabouts, unless you're out of whipped cream.

Pi in the Bible[edit]

Try not to get pi all over your Bible.

In Biblical times, the value of π was smaller than today. II Chronicles 4:2 states, "Also he made a molten sea of ten cubits from brim to brim, round in compass, and five cubits the height thereof; and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about." We can calculate from this description that π was exactly equal to 3 in that era. Since this discovery, a few theories have been put forth to explain the increase in value.

Global Warming[edit]

Climatoscientologist Tom Cruise's theory proposes that an increase in global temperatures is responsible for raising π's value. It's common knowledge that most substances expand when they are heated, and extending that principle to geometric constants was a simple matter of induction. Indeed, the available evidence supports this theory: certain round objects have been known to decrease in size when placed in cold water.

Π's affect on our Global Villa[edit]

  • The Church - Π has killed our priests and thus made itself the head of our church and state. Pope Πus the 1st has taken the throne of the papacy in November of 2007
  • The State - Π is taking a cue from Louis XI^V and declaring itself the state.
  • Poop Culture - Π has lurched into all aspects of the poop world of our now today society. If Π were a woman she would be cherry Π.
  • The mathematical world- Π has been used throughout the world to determine the circumference of 's tits

Inflation[edit]

Economist Ronald Reagan noted the similarities between the devaluation of currency over time, which causes prices to increase, and the increase in the value of Π. The Reaganomic Theory of Circular Embiggenment states that, as the widespread availability of affordable numbers causes each number to become relatively less valuable, the value of constants must increase in order to stay the same. So now a Piece of Pi is now a Whole Pi and a Whole Pi is now 3.1415... Pies.

The monetary value for a single ounce of pure pi is estimated at $7.8 trillion (US), but due to the highly unstable nature of the waste product, the irrational number e, not even mad scientists are daring enough to refine any.

Don't piss off pi. Seriously. If you subtract "pi" from the word "piss" you get SS and Hitler's army will come get you.

Pi to the power of Pi[edit]

Pi to the power of Pi was discovered by some 14 year old student who got bored in their maths lessons and decided to play with their non-existant calculator. He was later given the nickname 'pi man' and then even later in the year 0 was renamed Jesus!. They also discovered that "Pi root of Pi" was "Pi to Your Face, Squared". They said "Wow this is so much more fun than our lessons, the only thing that could be more exciting is to do pi root of (pi to the power of e)".

How to sound smart[edit]

Really... It does not work...

“I don't get it either. Fuck this math.”

Pi: Constant?[edit]

Of course, Pi (the ratio of a fellatio's circumcision to its diameter) is only a constant in flat space. Environments with a high gravitic field or energy density have negatively curved space, and so a circle's circumference is greater than you would expect. This means that every equation in physics that uses Pi is wrong.

“Dammit.”

~ Your physics teacher on reading the above paragraph

“SWEET!”

~ Physics student on reading the above paragraph

“Awwwwwwwww :(”

~ Asian on Dropping his rice.....Oh, and reading the above paragraph.....yeaaaa

The MAOL, which is the Bible of Finnish high school students, uses Pi as random number source. This is clearly improper, as everybody knows that Pi is semi-absolute, not random.

Pi in Kansas[edit]

The Kansas State Board of Education have concluded that "The value of Pi is three as certain features of the universe and of living things are best explained by an intelligent cause, not an undirected process such as mathematics, oh and is really really hard to remember.", and have used this argument to validate their replacement of arithmetic with numerology. The calculation of digits of pi is an infamous form of mental ion in Kansas, as all the digits cancel out and using the number 3 yields the same results.

In commemoration...[edit]

A small group from New York are currently campaigning to have Pi redefined to 9/11 in commemoration to all those brave souls (And the unknown suicideist who jusped off the building only to be sucked into the planes engine before it crashed) who died in the September 11 attack on the World Trade Center. This is opposed by the Kansas Board of Education as 9/11 is a recurring decimal number and still far too hard to explain without considering intelligent design, and by the majority of unamerican mathematicians who are sick of hearing about it all.

Repeating Nature?[edit]

It was determined in 1983 by Professor Hirohito of the Tokyo Community College of Cosmetology that pi actually did repeat itself. Using seventeen TRS-80 computers (16K of RAM whether you needed it or not) working in tandem for six months, he found that in the 10 duo triggin tillionth place it started over with 14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 and then repeated those fifty numbers over and over again.

This has been hotly disputed by Professor Putin of Vladivostok Tech who in 1984 using only 15 Commodore 64s showed that after repeating those fifty numbers 2,873 times it started being random again.

Criticizing both of these people was Dr. Nathaniel Branden, noted Objectivist Metaphysician, who said, "Of course it will repeat! It's a number that goes on infinitely, so at some point, however far out, it would have to repeat any number of series any number of times! A is, after all A!" He then went back inside to his fifth wife to explain why he logically had to hire a 21 year old Swedish au pair even though they have no children.

Comical Value[edit]

The comical value of pie was always erf(Pi), i.e. jack shit. This page is testifying to that.

The French and Pi[edit]

It is told by BBC themselves that many of the French confuse pi with their version of pie or in other words - piss. This number is 666.

The Π Awards[edit]

Nerd humor!!! How splendiferously tasteful.

The Π Awards have been held annually on the Ides of March to commemorate individuals and numbers who have been outstandingly nonrepetitive throughout their lifetimes. Sadly, the awards have lost much respect in the community as they are usually given to the same group of monopolizing constants every year. e has been notorious for hogging the spotlight, and on multiple instances has been accused of attempting to bribe the academy.

“How could I have lost? I am perfect! PERFECT!”

~ on losing to Π

Pi in everyday life of mathematicians[edit]

Pi and Chuck Norris[edit]

Long ago, in the caves of greece and the forts of olympius, Chuck Norris asked a question.

"what is the circumference of the circle with diameter ΠΠ"

Till date, no one has found the answer as no one has found Chuck Norris; both, alive or dead.

Pi and young mathematicians[edit]

"They are made to believe that they can't finish the value of pi even in infinite time of infintude; oh dude. How can they be humans? how can they be free? Lets eat a Pie in memory of Pi and worse"
                                                                  --Chuck Norris when talking to a Pie eater

Pi in the fiction[edit]

In his astoundingly precise work, J. R. R. Tolkien tells a tale about a ring with diameter EXACTLY equal to pi. All his works are now banned in the middle earth.

Public Warnings[edit]

Researching Pi can cause numbers to exhibit irrational behavior.

Three Π impostors have been spotted on numerous occasions attempting to deprive people of unnecessary accuracy. Please keep an eye out for 22/7, 355/113, 3.14 and they are a danger to the republic.

The Digits of The Old Pi[edit]

The Joy of Pi includes one million digits of pi.

But in case you need just a few, here are the first ten thousand digits:


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Memorize this, because Pi is used on IQ tests as the common question: What are the first 6 million digits of Pi?

How to calculate your OWN Pi[edit]

You need a calculator. Enter in Then press =. This is a very fast method for calculating up to 75 decimal digits!!!

If you are very daring, you can calculate pi by jumping off a very LARGO cliff using a snapped bungee cord.

Pi in Ancient Greece[edit]

Memorization Classification

Today's value of PI comes from a democratic election held in Athens. The majority of the population agreed that PI should be an irrational number close to 3.141592 and representing some relationship between the length of a circle and its radius. Other candidates for the value of PI were zero (0), but only engineers liked this value arguing that it would make their lives easier; engineers got only PI% of the votes (no one is sure of what version of PI% they got though) in their favor. In physics, String Theory and M-theory would finally work better and join micro and macro physics with a value of PI equal to one (1). But no one listened to them either (who would... mathematicians? certainly NOT!) and they were ordered to drink hemlock before the election took place. Finally, an army from Jesusland, decided that the election was not fair, they alleged that the citizens from Athens did not allow some of the minorities (Physicists) to vote. Under these circumstances democracy was not exercised in a proper way, they sent an army who called new elections. This time democracy won and therefore the value of PI was declared 22/7 and represented with the Cyrillic letter

Evidence[edit]

Let's take an ordinary ancient Greek architectural column. Divide its length (not height!) by its diameter. You will get PI every time no matter which column you use for investigation. The truth is: every ancient Greek column is made using the principles of PI. They must have known PI. Another example is the leaning tower of PIsa, which is located in the northern south of Greece. The angle divided by the value of the gravitational force (roughly 5.24897742) is exactly PI.

Pythagoras is best known for baking a Pie whose circumference was exactly three times its radius. This later inspired people like Merlin to investigate the nature of the number. Merlin will gladly attest to this as long as you slip him a big enough slice.

Pi, butchered by stupid refernces[edit]

Pi Song[edit]

When ink and pen in hands of men
Inscribe your form, bipedal "P"
They draw an altar on which
God has slaughtered all stability
No eyes could ever soak in all the places you anoint
And yet to see you all at once we only need the point
Flirting with infinity, your geometric progeny
That fit inside you oh so tight
With triangles that feel so right

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459

Your ever-constant homily says flaw is discipline
The patron saint of imperfection frees us from our sin
And if our transcendental lift shall find a final floor
Then Man will know the death of God where wonder was before

Yeah, I know this Pi shit backwards and forwards
Check it out

I did three chicks then I pointed at the door
One girl entered in so that made it four
I snapped one time in came another five
Add 'em all up and that makes nine
The average age 26.5
Now that's what I call gettin' some pi
Five of the chicks wore 6-inch heels
Two of the nine squealed like seals
514 was the area code
Quebec, Canada my winter abode
And my 1.3 million dollar chalet
Pi backwards, pi forwards, all night and all day

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128

48111745028410270193852

Pi As An Incantation[edit]

Advanced mathemagicians and graphing calculator-human hybrids can use Pi as a spell.

Pi Magic:

Adustum 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884

3.14rrrr15926...[(10^666) decimal places]

  • Summon a Pie of Pi. NOTE: It can be either eaten or used to deal 20 points of damage to your opponent each turn - Graphing Wand is required:

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820979494459230781640628620899 Accio

  • Instant death to your enemy - Graphing Wand required in most cases:

Pi is good. 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273 7245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436 7892590360 0113305305 4882046652 1384146951 9415116094 3305727036 5759591953 0921861173 8193261179 3105118548 0744623799 6274956735 1885752724 8912279381 8301194912 9833673362 4406566430 8602139494 6395224737 1907021798 6094370277 0539217176 2931767523 8467481846 7669405132

  • Turn everyone within a 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 kilometer radius into a circular cat - Graphing Wand or Apple Pie required:

Meow pi 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825

  • Depending on whether the Divine Hamsters are happy or not, causes a slow and painful death to the subject responsible for its verbal incantation. NOTE: Death may occur during the following 22 hours or 7 days - No Graphing Wand or Apple Pie required:

Pi is 22/7

Pi as a Plot device[edit]

Pi can be used as a plot device by advanced users. An example was noted when Darren Aronofsky released the 1896 short film Pi: The Movie unto the world. Its revolutionary film techniques were later ripped off by other pretending to be profound, notably Eraserhead.

Hemingway writes about Pi[edit]

When he unwound the circumference and he compared it to the diameter again he saw that it was as before. "Milk of the Mother!" he spat. "Always it is the same". The whore had tricked him again, so he drank the wine and it was good , and he laughed. He knew he would find one that was not always this way with the twenty-two against the seven.

π as a musical note[edit]

π is also commonly used as a musical note. When played, it sounds similar to someone singing each digit of π at the same time in F♭. Because of this, Shift+F and Shift+F♭ were used for π and π♭ respectively on older keyboards, until the Windows key was created to solve the problem of reaching π♯ (Shift+F♯ wasn't available).

Pi'vers Licence[edit]

In order to drive a spherical, circular or vehicle with its area or volume related to pi. One must complete a pi'vers test. One part of the test includes reading digits of pi whilst covering your right eye leaving your evil left eye to see true pi.

An example of a typical pi drivers visual test.

Notice the infinite number of required numbers to be read in order to pass. Only one person has ever passed this test: Chuck Norris, who has an IQ of Pi...without the decimal point

The Limit Of Boredom[edit]

We all know the decimal places of Pi go on forever, however, there is a mathematical equation which allows us to find out how many digits of pi there are.

This is Digit of pi = L + 1 where L is the limit of boredom.


Satanic Pi[edit]

The Satanic Pi is Pi backwards, which means we cannot see the beginning of Satan but we can see the end, meaning the end of the world .....32397985356295141.3

Now if we assigned each number a letter according to it's place in the alphabet it spells out "CBCIGIHECFBIEADA.C" This translated is the following.

CBC - This is a latin term meaning in our days "CBBC" the childrens programme. IGI - This is an old abbreviation meaning "Is Going In" possibly the house or property, back then that would be the only place you enter. HEC - This is another latin word translated as "Heck" or "Hell". F - This could be reffered to as "Fuck" because it stand on its own "The F word". BI - Meaning two, could be reffering to bisexual because of the previous translation. EA - The company that makes games, meaning in this scenario some sort of "sex game". DA - Another latin word, translating as "Dad". This could be a sign of power or punishment over others. and finally .C - This is the last event recorded about the end of the world. It is the final word ever uttered by a human being. That word is

"Crap"

So the end of the world is as follows: The CBBC's go back to hell where they live to fuck both male and female people in a sex game and their dad punishes them by blowing up the world, and the last unsuspecting human being see's this end coming straight towards his face and says "Crap".

See also[edit]

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