ThirtyNine, spelled capitalized as such, is an extremely powerful compilation of number and/or letters. It has the following powers at its disposal for you to use:
When said in a deep, mystical voice in front of many people about 73 times, it can do the following things.
- It sometimes causes the rupturing of multiple persons' eyeballs simultaneously.
- Hemorraghing of the brain arteries may occur.
- Summons a large Golden Idaho Potato into your dominant hand.
- Makes itself secraterary to the U.S. Treasurer.
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