39 (number)

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ThirtyNine, spelled capitalized as such, is an extremely powerful compilation of number and/or letters. It has the following powers at its disposal for you to use:

When said in a deep, mystical voice in front of many people about 73 times, it can do the following things.

  • It sometimes causes the rupturing of multiple persons' eyeballs simultaneously.
  • Hemorraghing of the brain arteries may occur.
  • Summons a large Golden Idaho Potato into your dominant hand.
  • Makes itself secraterary to the U.S. Treasurer.