3D

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Three dimensional video games were a brief fad in the early 90's that lasted no longer than a couple years. The superiority of two dimensional gaming lead many to believe that successful gameplay could be translated into 3D. Sadly, this was not the case. Primitive models with blocky abstract shapes and eye tearing textures made the 3D movement doomed to never repeat itself.

Newer research has though uncovered the secret of 3D to be an optical illusion caused by brainwave-altering lightbursts coming from the TV/Computer-monitor. This mindtrick is forced upon us humans by the allmighty robots of electro music, of which we have no chance to escape or oppose. Acceptance of our grim fate is the only solution.

[edit] Example of 3D

This is a high-quality 3D rendering of a simple box. In order to view the image in its full glory, you must cross your eyes.

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