HowTo:Be a n00b in 5 ways
8. Not knowing that n00b is a form of l33t. Duh.
7. Reading this page
If u need 2 read this page 2 learn how 2 b a n00b then ur an lvl3 ubern00b LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO1818181181 THIS ARTICLE IS N00B -- whoever wrote this is a fuckin retard n00b
6. Typing "Boom! Headshot!!11!!1!!" every time you get a headshot
This will not only get people pissed off at you, but also sends a message saying "look at me!!!! I'm a n00b!!!11!11!1!". If getting a Boom! Headshot! is cause for you to celebrate, then you are not 1337, making you a n00b.
It is best to do so in an Israeli server (No matter what game) since, They will hate you the most for it, and since everything in our universe, And especially in the noobs universe (I think its the 18 one, not sure) is relative to the other, you will be a bigger noob there (See HowTo:Speak Hebrew "Why is Hebrew an easier language then others").
5. Talk in instant messenger format
Barely acceptable when chatting by using MSN or Yahoo, netspeaking on a forum or whilst playing an online game is a prime example of n00b. Using phrases like 'Y' instead of 'why' or 'R' instead of 'are' make you look like an absolute douche, as well as make people think you use AOL, which is bad enough already. lols and lmfaos are ok though.
Also if you want to be a n00b you should not put periods at the end of your sentences
EX of n00b talk: Hai Wat r u guys doin r u gai
Proper Form: Hey, what are you guys doing? Are you having trouble with your ways of life?
Talking in n00b will have u bulied by 1337 forum members and other n00bs who think they r 1337 It is strongly advised you do not talk in n00b
--22.214.171.124 23:06, June 5, 2010 (UTC)(o) (o) here== 4. Random posts not relating to the main topic ==
Let's say you are in a forum talking about video games. All of a sudden you make a post like:
Im Hungry feed me some hair from the barber
This post will or should be deleted right away by a forum moderator. This will not make you any friends. But if you're a n00b you most likely don't have any to begin with. Here are some posts that may be made after you post something so off topic:
if they: "You just got rick rolled!"
*puts anything in asterisks*
Not you Again!
Go the Hell Away!
The Hamsterville section is over there --->>>
NO FUCKING NADE SPAMMING! *cries*
IM RICK JAMES, BITCH!!!!!!!!1111!
(This saying has been outlawed by the Committee. Of. People. .who hate noobS[who aren't noobs, unlike you] (COPS)
You think we br r n00b but we ar win u! We ar win u all!
GTFO MY INTERNET!
The BR section is over there!!!!!!!
(o)(o) my eyes say youre a mother f%&@ing noob
All very common and also very true.
3. Just being bad at the game in which you are attempting to play
Lets say you're playing StarCraft. You decide to play as the protoss, and why not, they have shields! But if you play as the protoss what are you doing, making carriers when you are being massed by zerg and your allies are nowhere in sight? Why, you just keeping on making carriers, of course! Nothing is better than watching your army get annihilated while you just sit on your ass and wait to build more interceptors. And that's what n00bs do!
3.5 Answering "correct" to these questions
1) Congradualtions, you are now taking the Quiz on Drugs! Uh, good? What the Hell? I was just looking around. Oh shit, I'm not going to prison again. Shit, I hate this website. I haven't seen Andrew Jackson in a while, where is he?
2) Right, so, what is Boil My Kettle! Productions Some Drunk guys and a dog Sam's Pornstar Name A drug/narcotics manufacturing firm Dutch Mining Company Where the Fuck are my Pants?
3) What is our Motto? "Walk softly and carry a big gun." "Top-heavy girls make the rockin' world go round." "Pacifying the Populous since 1922." "T|-|1$ Qu3$t1()|\| |5 \/\/1TT3|\| ||\| 1337." "Let's all get naked and pile on top of each other."
4) Did _______ ever________ ___ a _____ ____ lubricant _____! _______? One great Weekend. He did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! BBC BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BA BBC BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BA BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BA They both exploded lolololololololololololololoolololololoololololoololololololololoololololololololoolololofuckfucklololololololololoolololol
5) How many Drugs are there? 5 I can count them on my fingers I don't fucking care! Just get rid of the Cancer! 6 Jilly bit off my fingers
6) Специальные тайны в моем тылу ? Это эйнт никакая луна Nerds FC Белый флаг анти-Болскавик сторона Дискотека два электрический богалу
7) Fuck you man, you pay me. YOU PAY ME! Fuckin' Skinks! Proxy Error You will never escape form the Dungeon Dimentions! http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/BBC Man, he must be out of Idea, he's putting URL's as answers
8) My favourite spice i$? Cummin %%%% $$$$$ Shoe
9) Z to tha D's 8.5 Step Plan to a Happier You!!!! 1. Don't think 3. Drop pants 3.5. Rinse, repeat if desired 4. Fight the man 7. Sleep now in tha Fire
10) Moral of the Story is: Wake up from anti-communist brainwashing Townsfolk should rebel against capitalistic dictatorships Monkeys are Funny Communism leads to freedom fuck sweden in poo
11) After taking this quiz I feel: Like a burger Disperate (is that even a word?) Happy Strangely Aroused Safe
1. Asking Questions
If you have to ask, what a forum is about or how to do something then you are a n00b! If you have to ask 'What is E-fed?', then you are a n00b! If you have to ask 'How duz i shot?', then you are a n00b! IF YOU IZ ARE ASK QUESTION IN MUCH CAPITALS; then you are a n00b! If you have to say 'Meow im getting run over by a cat!', then you are not asking a question you are being a n00b! if you didnt notice that number two isnt on here, you are a n00b! N00b N00B /\/oo|3 noob! Fucks sake...
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