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alt.Oscar.Wilde:."AANVVVize!.AANVVVize!!!.AANVVVize!!!"

Contents 1 alt.adjective.noun.verb.verb.verb! 1.1 alt.short.introduction.give.give.give 1.1.1 alt.restricted.writing.is.explains.defines 1.1.2 alt.origins.explain.clarify.expound-upon 1.1.3 alt.ground.rules. 1.1.4 alt.some.deviations.allow.tolerate.let-slide 1.1.5 alt.regular.examples.create.type-up.insert 1.2 alt.Soviet.Russia.toasts.eats.YOU!!! 1.2.1 alt.more.AANVVV-Smirnoffisms.create.append.edit!

[edit] alt.adjective.noun.verb.verb.verb!

[edit] alt.short.introduction.give.give.give

alt.all.lines.must-be.will-be.will-!deviate-from: alt.adjective.noun.verb.verb.verb
alt.AANVVV.lines.are.must-be.!deviate

[edit] alt.restricted.writing.is.explains.defines

• alt.crazy.writing.was.is.forever-shall-be
• alt.certain.rules.has.requires.enforces
• alt.AANVVV.lines.restrict.define.challenge

[edit] alt.origins.explain.clarify.expound-upon

• alt.adjective.noun.verb.verb.verb
• alt.stereotypical.newsgroup.is.is.is
• alt.historical.examples.give.show.provide:
  • alt.evil.barney.kill.kill.kill
  • alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork

[edit] alt.ground.rules.

• alt.some.dashes.accept.occasionally-use.encourage
• alt.excessive.dashes.seek-out.destroy.be-very-intolerant-and-jihad-ish-esque-about
• alt.Grammar.nazis.!be.shun.kill
• alt.AANVVV-form.nazis.be.encourage.idolize
• alt.other.rules.read.understand.follow
• alt.geeky.symbology.use!!!.!avoid.understand&&make-use-of
• alt.other.rules.read understand.follow!!!

[edit] alt.some.deviations.allow.tolerate.let-slide

• alt.noun-object.phrases.tolerate.consider.avoid
  • alt.crazy.people.!have-sanity.are-insane.!(are-words)
• alt.participial.verbs.affect.modify.describe:
  • alt.running.dog.trips.falls.dies

[edit] alt.regular.examples.create.type-up.insert

• alt.no.examples.exist.exist.exist
• alt.empty.list.is.is.is

alt.new.page.is.is.is alt.example.list.feels-lonely.will-grow.needs-help

[edit] alt.Soviet.Russia.toasts.eats.YOU!!!

• alt.AANVVV.Smirnoffisms.defy.confuse.boggle-minds
• alt.opinion.query.make.make.make:
  1. alt.TV.YOU.watches.watches.watches?
  2. alt.soviet.russia.televise.watch.YOU!!!
     • (alt.the.Party.finds.finds.YOU!!!)
  3. alt.soviet-russia.TV.watches.watches.watches-YOU!!!
  4. alt.soviet-russia.TV.watches-YOU!!!.watches-YOU!!!.watches-YOU!!!

[edit] alt.more.AANVVV-Smirnoffisms.create.append.edit!

• alt.Big.Brother.watches.watches.watches-YOU!!!
• alt.more.examples.create-YOU!!!.make-YOU!!!.add-YOU!!!