AP European History
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Oh yeah! European history! Gladiators and those bitches from Sparta and shit like that. Oh? You mean that this class starts just after all that ends? You mean that AP European History is everything about Europe that you don't care about? Really? Is it too late to drop the class? I will fail the class if I do? And they'll kill my family? Damn.. Well.. Welcome to AP European history!
[edit] So now that I'm stuck here, what does this class include?
-Stuff that isn't on the test -Martin Luther and the Thesis about why he is so damn boring -Extensive knowledge about France's ability to surrender -2 months about why Napolean was so short -Stuff about the Danish and why they are pointless -Angry Russians -3 Days on WWI and WWII
[edit] Well that doesn't seem bad. Just how boring could it be?
It's more boring than Wikipedia while sober.
don't even think about vampires
[edit] When do you start doing stuff that's actually on the test?
Your guess is as good as mine. I don't really remember what was on the test because I didn't care. Just start listening for topics that never go away like Martin Luther and those damned Protestants. Also Russia. Spain goes away quickly and therefore does not matter at all.
[edit] What isn't boring in the class?
The time before you enter the class for the first time when you think you will learn something cool. Other than that.. there's.. Well, France has this revolution and a lot of French get killed... I suppose that is interesting. I've kind of told you everything in that last sentence though that makes the whole event worth looking at at all.
[edit] How can I pass the test then to get any worth out all of this time wasting?
You can't. You won't learn anything in class, unless it doesn't pertain to the test. And as many people can guess, it's very hard to pass a test when you know aboslutely nothing. You can haphazardly guess, and you might get a 2. On the essays, write about feminism, the Industrial Revolution, or Martin Luther and you will probably squeeze by with just enough points to get something that isn't actually worth anything.
[edit] Damn, I failed the test. What now?
Point the blame elsewhere. That's what I do. I blame my teacher. But I really can though. She was out for like 2 months, didn't teach us anything, and spent more time yelling at the class then she did on yelling about World War II, which, from what I understand, was very important.
The next thing you need to do is move on. So you failed a test about a pointless continent? Who cares? Certainly not anyone. Just get on with life, and spend the rest of your school career talking to people about what a horrifying experience it was.
