ARGH!
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“ARGH!”
~ Coward on ARGH!
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[edit] Now Then...
First things first the exits are here *points* here *points again* and over there...no thats one of the admin's....and they're her breasts.... a little to your left...thats it. Now i'm telling you this because you may become scared during the veiwing of this article, things may become so horrifiying that you may feel the inclination to run away like a pussy. No not a cat...oh just shut the fuck up and read it!
[edit] The Terrible Truth
Yes. As the title suggests there will be a terrible revelation at the end (or maybe just in some random place i decide to put it) of this article. maybe there isnt a revelation you say...maybe this is just some conspiracy to brainwash you with subliminable messages. well you know what i say to you...Balls! thats what. Large hairy balls. With crabs!
[edit] So What?
So What? I'll tell you what you ignorant peice of shit. The reading of this article may change the way you live your life forever, it may mentally scar you, it may turn you into a total gibbering wasted vegetabl...oh yeah thats just the amount of beer you drink everyday isnt it? Well put the beer down, drink some water and pay attention.
[edit] Right then...
Back to business eh? Good. Anyways where was I? Oh yeah the terrible truth. Well before i can say that i must tell you a little story and give you a bit of background info otherwise you wont know what the fuck i'm on about. The word ARGH! was first used in...well I dont really know to be quite honest. It was whenever people first dicovered grues. Yes this article is grue related...yeah i know...oh just shut up if you dont want to read it i showed you where the exits are! NO STOP LOOKING AT HER BREASTS!.
[edit] The Nerve Of Some People Eh?
I know! Some People. Insensitive BASTARDS I'm trying to tell them something that may be important to their lives. Something that may affect the very way they exist and all they can do is sit there drinking, heckling and staring at one of the administrators breasts! Well i've had enough i'm not going to tell you this now because I wont put up with all this shit. i'm going. I'm going home to have a drink and have sex with my girlfriend! Thats more than you're going to do isn't it?
[edit] Ha
Haha thats showed you hasn't it? yeah, right then...infact i was going to string it out a little more but i'll just tell you straight shall I? Well infact this article is nothing but a waste of your time. I was going to make it about something good but after writing the first paragraph i decided it'd be more fun/rewarding for me just to waste your time. Well Congratulations i've just wasted about five minutes of your life...and you're not getting it back. Ever
[edit] Wiseguy eh?
Ahhh i see, gonna play it like that are we? Well Mr "it took more time for you to write than it took me to read so you have actually wasted your time" consider this:
. The total time wasted comes not from just you but from the many people that have read this article.
. You're just an asshole. Why do I care what you think?
. Exactly I don't care.
. Now you realise what a waste your life has been.
. The nearest cliff awaits...
[edit] Well thats it
Right i've had enough now. I may go write another article or touch this one up with pictures and shizz to make it look pretty but whatever I do i've had enough of you. Please leave via one of the afformentioned exits, don't stare at the admins breasts, continue with your daily lives untill you decide you're too old and need to die. Or go look at a better article. the AAAAAAAAA! article should just match your intelligence range.
. Total time to write = 30 Minutes
. Additional tinker time = 15 Minutes
. Total reader's time wasted = Not a clue but its more than it took me to create
. Writer's happiness = Priceless
