ASDFGH
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ASDFGH is an organisation for people who cannot spell properly. It was originally to be called "The Organisation For People Who Cannot Spell Properly", but none of the members had the necessary skills to type this on their website. There should be a link to this website, but there isn't. Read the section on WWW Spam Problems for the organistation and then guess why.
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[edit] General Nature of Spelling Mistakes
When first founded, the organsation didn't have a massive load of computer stuff. They therefore spelled somewhat like the stuff you get if you open a JPEG file in Notepad. However, nowadays, they own Microsoft Word and can correct the spelling to the nearest suggestion. This of course turns every sligthly erroneously spelled word into a perfectly U.S. English spelled completely different word. Here is an example.
Here is a correctly spelled sentence:
We sure can't spell but are on the other hand very handsome.
Here is the ASDFGH's version of the sentence:
ve shur kant spehl bat ar on de oter hend veri hendsom.
And here is how Microsoft Word corrects it:
Vex shut chant spill; bat art onto den otter hen vary ransom.
And if you go one step further, some nice GRAMMAR CORRECTIONS:
It chants and shuts and spills vex while the otters and bats are onto the hen-house ransom.
Of course, this ends up being either garbage or a new Disney classic.
[edit] Members
I won't mention any names, because you all probably know them anyways. At least you will notice when you've found them.
Oh the irony...
[edit] Motto
Styx end stoves cent brake may bounds butt weird socks. (Sticks and stone can't break my bones but words suck)
[edit] WWW Spam Problems
The organistation has tried to spread by using damn expensive computer stuff but has faced a lot of trouble concerning spam. This because if you try to post a thread called "ASDFGH recruiting..." in a popular internet forum, you will most certainly be kicked. Ok, if you still don't understand why they don't have a website, click here.
[edit] Agressive Tendencies
Many of the members have aggressive tendencies, most likely caused by being thrown out of primary school. There is a bitheory, however, that says the actual throwing out of primary school is not harmful but rather the fact that the kids spent the rest of their childhood listening to the soundtrack from PokéMon games. By the way, the guy who named the PokéMon is a member of the ASDFGH.
