A Fucking Bear
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“Holy shit is that Kurt Cobain?”
~ A Fucking Bear on Kurt Cobain on A Fucking Bear
“Is that a fucking bear?”
~ Kurt Cobain on A Fucking Bear
A Fucking Bear is just a random bear that nobody knew about until she met angstridden Singer/Songwriter Kurt Cobain.
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[edit] Before Kurt
A Fucking Bear was born one stormy night in the bottom of a pit in Toronto. She did the usual things a bear does: shit in the woods, hibernate, try to steal honey from bees, forage and eat humans. After going through puberty she decided to travel around the world, before eventually settling in Seattle.
[edit] Kurt Cobain
A Fucking Bear's meeting with Kurt Cobain, although the stuff of legends, was actually a freak meeting. After years of doing what bears do, she eventually found refuge in Kurt Cobain's pool. When she heard Kurt telling someone to suck his dick, she instantly fell in love. That's when Kurt discovered her.
[edit] WWXXI
Shortly before World War XXI, she took over Greenland with Kurt's ghost, and the rest of Nirvana, who, honestly, nobody cares about. They renamed it Axis, but they then realised that the name was taken. so they opted to call their band "Nickelback."
[edit] Current Life
She is currently married to Kurt, and is queen of the world. She is also the Fucking Bear of Nickelback.
[edit] See also
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