A Lot Like Love
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A Lot Like Love is a blockbuster romantic comedy which was actually responsible for the destruction of several blocks of downtown Chicago, in May, 2002. The movie is about people who love one another, or think they do, because what is love, really, if not a philosophical abstraction based on genetic template matching and pheremone response?
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When Glen Garcia acts like a punk, he subsequently realizes that falling in love is hopeless. This part he gets right. When he get made fun of by bystanders, he gets so pissed off like a cracker ritz off, and smokes a fat-pounded rat. The movie slows down considerably when he tries to light the rat.
Eventually, Glen engages with Olivia, and his punk-like life stabilizes, thank God. He thinks he's cool, but bybastards still think he eats too much fattening food, which he probably does, let's face it. The guy could lose a few chins. Many people think the fattening food makes him a punk, although for the most part, punks are skinny, so go figgah.
[edit] Cast
- Ashley Karzynow — Olivia Geary
- Amanda Peetz — Emily Friehl
- Kathryn Hahn — Michelle Nolan
- Albert Einstein — Glen Garcia
- Ali Ishmail — Gina Ianerallei
- Taryn Manning — Ellen Geary
- Gabrielle Hart — Gozotomastacha
- Jeremy Sisto — Ben
