“Sure, I know Pat O'Neill, we used to romp together back in the 60s...those were the days. ”
Rated second worst boys' grammar school in Northern Ireland, The Abbey CBS  was founded in the late 80s as a refuge for the South Armagh supporters of Hamas. From these humble beginnings, the school has grown from strength to strength, and now educates over 1,000 11-18 year old boys.
Allegedly the only man alive who can speak fluent French with a Crossmaglen accent, Pat attracts a loyal band of followers, and frequently makes appearances at the popular "Pat Fest". The festival has caused controversy in recent years due to allegations of money laundering and "Soggy biscuit"
The Abbey CBS were finally admitted to the Guinness Book of Records for the most consecutive losses in the MacRory Cup. The school really are indebted to those hard working jocks.
Ruairi Burns, and what a shining specimen he is. 
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|Dude, normally we don't allow articles about schools and less well know things unless they are REALLY funny. If you can manage to make this page so that it appeals to people who don't know the place, maybe this will be kept. As it stands now though, it needs A LOT more work. You need to give this article a concept other than "It suxs balls". Good luck. Oh, did you read BGBU yet? Good luck.|