Abbey road

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Abbey Road is a street deep in the antarctic on which Abbey Road Studios, a fortress of the evil SPECTRE organisation, is located. It is most famous for holding the Beatles after they were kidnaped on april 27th, 2034 by numbers three, nine, and pi of SPECTRE at the request of number one, Oprah. Naturaly, the goverment of Lichtenstein quickly dispatched its best agent, James Bond, to retrive the band. Bond quickly snuck in and proceeded to have sex with all of the guards, who were naturaly all extremly attractive women. In the confusion, the Beatles escaped and continued their world dommination tour. James Bond never recovered fully from the case of herpes, gonnorhea, bird flu, and cooties he received.