Abbott and Costello
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Gregory Abbott and Elvis Costello, known the world over as Abbot and Costello, are a comedy-rock-funk duo that has existed since the beginning of time. Their hit album Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein has become one of the most influential concept albums of the 1970's, spurring hit singles "Who's on First", "Shake you Down", "Veronica", "Stairway to heaven" and...something else.
[edit] Biography
Abbott and Costello were created by Led Zeppelin and Bobby Brown in the late 1870's from John "Bonzo" Bonham's own vomit and freebased cocaine. In 1930, the pair began listening the comedy stylings on Rob Schneider, Adam Sandler, Tom Green, and the jazz of Louis Armstrong. Then they decided to form a band with just the two of them, combining funk with Rock. It was at this time that Costello began speaking in a British accent, which would later be diagnosed as Madonna's disease. However, Abbott and Costello could not secure a record contract, becuase executives were nervous of the combination of comedy and funk, which was never done prior to the 1950's. it would take another 24 years before they even released a measly single. That day came on December 31, 1979- the day of the apocalypse, when they released "Who's on First", which critics later deemed this to be the Abbott and Costello era. In 1980, they released the album Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein, a George Clinton production. But their fame quicly faded as fast as their rise. By 1986 Abbott lost weight, went black and became a solo artist. But by 1987 he ended up working at a Burger King in Flushing, Queens, New York. This stint at Burger king was turned six months later into the biopic Coming to America which gave Abbott no money. Meanwhile Costello perfected his music, with his condition progessing, forcing him to wear horn-rimmed glasses with increasing thickness. To finance the medical bills, he turned to film like Abbott before him- most of the awful. You go see Blondes, Blondes,Blondes! and Harem Scarem, there just awful! Alas, they play daily on AMC. Anyways, fans of Abbott and Costello await in vain for the reunion of the two, though this seems unlikely.
