Active Communist Society
The future? How would you imagine the future to be. Well Fuzi0n, Mistercow, SovietSquirrel know. They came from the far distant future, where communist and socialist beliefs are rare, where coca cola, Microsoft and IBM rule many regions of the world and where only crap music is created. The world we live in is gradually becoming this "Future". And thanks to the 3 comrades, they have come back in time and established the ACS in hope to stop this catastrophic destiny from happening.
The year is 1988 and the three comrades(MisterCow, Fuzi0n and SovietSquirrel) with the power of SovietSquirrel time travelling abilities have arrived. They arrived somewere in a field in the center of France, SovietSquirrel claims this might of been a calculating error and had arrived in the wrong place, though Fuzi0n claims SovietSquirrel is a raving alcoholic and loves wine. A few months later, the 3 comrades had established the ACS and also recruited a new member, by the name of Jean-Luc Picard.
Now the year is 2006, and the work of the ACS still continues.
Where are they now?
With the death of their drummer in 1992, they have struggled to achieve another hit just like "You can spank me if you want to" but the squirrel is achieving success as a post-industrial-neo-new wave-thrash-polka-swing-skat solo artist. The group has claimed no head quarters, some believe SovietSquirrel opens a whole new dimension for the group to ponder and create new devious plans. Nobody truly knows. But their work is found mainly located in Great Britain. Once in the future it was owned by "IBM" and was renamed #5.
The coca cola war
Some years after the establishment of the ACS, the group took action against one of the biggest capitilist organisations in the world, coca cola. They hi-jacked over two thousand loads and cargos of coca cola and destroyed them, coca colas profits dropped dramatically, allowing smaller soft drink companys to path their way to higher profits.
The operation was lead by Fuzi0n. With MisterCow in secound command and SovietSquirrel as strategic advisor.
It was winter, yet the date is unknown, due to TVs and radios randomly imploding, it may of been the power of SovietSquirrel, but no one truly knows. Hundreds of cargo ships from around the world were transporting the highly profitable drink to countries around the world, trucks were delivering the drinks to garages, bars, restaurants, and that lady from the advert. Who is now wanted for rape charges. The group didnt actually do much work, as SovietSquirrel used his mind powers to blow most of the cargo up. But it was confessed that it was their doings. The group was not charged due to no evidence against them.
The battle against the USS government
Sadly, little is know of this battle. But one of the founding fathers of the ACS; Jean-Luc Picard was taken in battle by a really big mind controlling thing, and Jean-Luc Picard joined the USS government, later he became captain of a star ship.
Once all the comrades filled balloons with water and threw them at old women and small children, one of the small boys who got a balloon in the face fell over and hit his face on the pavement and began to bleed, they laughed for a while, but really it was quite nasty. The day went down in history as Bloody saturday.
The idea had come to the comrades when the news had come on that morning, stating it was a heat wave, and that people were told water levels were low, and also hose pipes were banned from being used, to help reserve water levels. Though the group had forgotten that in the present time, water was not owned by "Coca cola", in the future water had become a major profitable drink a wide range of tastes and bottles. So the group had thought it would be a good way to fight against capilism, yet all they were doing was splashing a bit of water around, like a right group of digerie doos.
It is unknown when SovietSquirrel may of joined the ACS, but the only theory is that he was a leading head official in the future, and took the 3 founding fathers back to 1988 to re-create the ACS, this would mean they would not make any mistakes that they may of made in the other universe, which would now be in the future.
He is renowned for his time travelling abilities, and should be approached with care. Unless you really like squirrels and think there really cuddly. Or if your a member of the ACS.
SovietSquirrel is known to have a wide range of powers and should be handled with care, we reccomend not going to any picnics nor approaching any squirrels that have any similiarity to SovietSquirrel. If you are unsure you can purchase "HOW TO AVOID BEING EATEN/ATTACKED BY A COMMUNIST SQUIRREL" from any good local book store. This does not include WHSmith as they refused to have anything to do with SovietSquirrel.