Ad01f Hi713r
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“Yo Ad01f!”
~ Rocky Balboa on his creation
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“I @m t3h 1337! J00 guyz are n00b$!”
~ Leet Hitler on Ad01f Hi713r
Ad01f Hi713r is a robot version of Hitler from the year 2045.
[edit] Creation
In 2101 AD, Professor Rocky Balboa began his research on Computeristics. He planned to create a robot based on his ideals at the time, which was hate the Chinese. He built robot after robot, but none would follow his morals. That's when Prof. Rocky thought of Adolf Hitler. After weeks of studying, Prof. Rocky designed Ad01f Hi713r, or Ad01f for short. Ad01f ran from his creator and formed a Robot party using old construction robots and Robo prostitutes.
It is common knowledge that Ad0lf existed long before Professor Rocky Balboa created him. Ad0lf was able to survive in the Professor's testes since the year 2003, thus fulfilling the prophecy that the antichrist would return in the form of a hacker, since 1337 + 666 = 2003.
[edit] The Robo War
Ad01f with his Robo socialist party (Rozis), killed over a billion Chinese in the Robocaust. Ad01f declared war in 2050, starting the Robo War. The allies consisted of Neo-America, China, Japan, and Russia II. The war lasted for twenty good years when in 2070, the Rozis surrendered. Why do this level isnt possible? Do you really want to Maxlam die?
[edit] Aftermath of the war
After the war, Ad0lf was put on trial for crimes against humanity. But Judge Judy dismissed the case claiming Ad0lf was a robot, therefore, he cannot be tried for human actions. Professor Rocky Balboa however, was human, so he was tried instead, and was put to death by the electric chair. Ad01f Hi713r quickly modified itself and waged another war, this time, against Poland. After three weeks Ad01f was found deactivated in one of his many bunkers. It was believed that he had been suffering from a severe drug addiction and had refused a rehabilitation program from the allies. Later on, forensic evidence has identified that the drug in question had been none other than cyanide, commonly associated with swimming pools and Agatha Christie. Forensics have also shown that Ad0lf, in order to increase the stimulation and effect of the said substance, shot himself in the mouth. It is unclear what killed him first, however Mr.T still remains a major suspect.
