Adjective
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An adjective is like a subjective or an objective only with "ad" in front of the word instead of "sub" or "ob". It should be used when one wishes to make a word seem more interesting by adding another word in front which makes it sound better, as in "he was adjectively greedy" or "she picked-up some adjective ice-cream and gave it to her adjective dog".
An adjective word should never be used in official documents or school reports but can happily be pressed into service to "flesh-out" informal missives to second cousins and people who come to dinner occasionally if your mother says.
No-one need be frightened of adjectives. They are a friendly word once you have tamed them and gotten used to applying them to your daily correspondence and job applications/love letters/christmas cards.