Administrators
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Administrators were invented by George Graham (aka The Visionary) in 1979 as a means of controlling the thoughts and actions of all free people. The first Administrators were monkey-sheep hybrids with long Carlton Palmer features. Their ungainly appearance shocked and appalled the people of the world when they were first introduced into Graham's chain of upmarket eateries. However people learned to accept them when they realized that these creatures had a penchant for randomly lashing out at others, enforcing their views upon on people, dismissing people's opinions and eating children's faces.
To this day, a tear still wells up in "The Visionary's" eyes when he thinks of his horrible beautiful creations and the amount of evil love that he poured into their development.
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[edit] History
[edit] The Early Years
The Early Years were good for Graham's prototype Admins. Up until then, people were allowed to live free and prosper via their own devices. However, most people were taken by surprise by the merciless prototypes. The people who decided to stand up and fight for freedom were squashed like bugs, mainly due to the Thatcher/Graham Alliance which rounded up the upstarts and performed street-side lobotomies on them.
[edit] The Golden Years
All through the 80's, admin's aided by influence of the Thatcher/Graham Alliance strived, and for the most part succeeded, in raping and pillaging the individuality of the world. In 1985, at the peak of their powers, admins were responsible for breaking peoples spirits at a rate of 1 million spirits per second. Graham describes this period as the "happiest of my life".
[edit] The Great Demise
In 1990 the Thatcher/Graham Alliance suffered a mortal blow when Thatcher was ousted from her post as the Prime Minister of England. Suddenly people realized that Admins were crushing their souls and that Arsenal F.C played disgusting long ball tactics. In a desperate bid to regain popularity, Graham decided to make his move.
[edit] Important
An administrator may be cool and friendly, but be in mind he/she's at work...and don't think about being their friends either. Trust me, I dealt with this experience personally. After her forum was taken off-line, we made up and we agree our friendship doesn't matter. :-(
[edit] See also
| Admins, sysops and all of the above | ||
| Types | Admins · Administrators · Wiki Administrators · Adminses · In Uncyclopedia · Sysops · List of sysops | |
|---|---|---|
| Culture |
User Guidelines · IA Guidelines · Becoming one · Banning · Tools · Smackdowns · Anger | |
| Utilities | Ban Patrol · Quick Redeeming Value Verification | |
