Admins, or administrators, are the kind, cool, sexy and friendly folks who help run a website such as Uncyclopedia. They are always polite and courteous and are always helping better the site and make the writers happy, until they find a stash of cockroaches and huff them, then all hell breaks loose, thus it would never be appropriate to mock the admins in a subtle, mischievous or disingenuous way. Keep this in mind and you will always have a gloriously sexually perfect experience on Uncyclopedia.
|Recording of This Article (file info)|
|Vocal recording of the January 11, 2006 revision of this article for the hearing impaired and sexually impaired.|
|Admins, sysops and all of the above|
|Types||Admins · Administrators · Wiki Administrators · Adminses · In Uncyclopedia · Sysops · List of sysops|
|Utilities||Ban Patrol · Quick Redeeming Value Verification|