Adult Icarus

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Adult Icarus
Image:None
Developer	It doesn't matter, they're gone now.
Release Date	Cancelled
Genre	What is this? Twenty questions?
Platforms	Some super-secret console
Rating	AO
Would Shadow the Hedgehog play it?	hmm... maybe.

Adult Icarus was a game that was going to be published by Kidtendo until it was cancelled. Many people wondered why until more information was released, then it became absolutely clear.

[edit] Plot

The game's plot was largely focused on drug use, alcohol addiction, sex toys, the History Channel, Cthulhu rituals, beastiality, and animalities (Which were taken out of the game because of copywrite issues). Because of all these incredibly adult themes, the game was going to recieve the rating of AO, which stood for "ass orgies", which were featured many times in the game. Oh yes... many times. Anyway, the plot involved Icarus going through differant stages of adulthood, which were seperated into levels.

[edit] Levels

The game begins with no tutorial at all. It just drops you in the middle of Icarus' court case. He has been charged with possesion of drug, murder, rape, public nudity, and public urination, and he has been sentenced to "death by castration". You now have to resist arrest, or Icarus will suffer his horrible, high-pitched fate.

The next level involves Icarus trying to escape from an AA meeting. This was one of the more controversial levels because Icarus was completely naked in the level for no reason at all.

The third level is the sexy nude beach level... I'd rather not explain this one.

The final level of the game involved a boss-fight with the band Gwar and was deemed the hardest boss-fight in history. It was cut from the game early.

[edit] Interesting Facts

-This game was supposed to be Kidtendo's attempt to appeal to an older audience.

-The merchant in this game mainly sold pr0n, but also sold a little crystal meth on the side if you did him a little "favor".

-This game required the power glove.