Advent Children

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The best movie ever made after Oscar Goes Wilde: Advent Children!

~ Oscar Wilde

MPAA shorthand for "Children's Adventures." It is a qualification for movies that revolves around CG graphics and "nomurisms" -- a term associated with Toyota Nomura, a popular children books writer. The first movie to be branded this way by the MPAA was Final Fantasy: Advent Children, which has an estimated base of 18 billions of fangirls around the Milky Way, and 17 haters -- 13 of them 30 year old otakus, 2 hikikomoris with a keen sensibility to good anime movies and 1 cool green-glowing dog who can't count.

It is also important to note that this "film" unofficially holds the official record for the most pointless discussions held by men, though it is constantly held in jeopardy by the relatively scarce yet scarringly tedious discussion of toastie toppers.


[edit] Other Advent Children Movies

  • Michael Jackson: Had-bent Children
  • Lewis Caroll: Advent Children
  • My Uncle: Advent Children
  • Kim Jong Il's Mystic Quest: Advent Children
  • The Naughty Smurfs: Advent Children
  • R. Kelly VI: Advent Children

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