Adverts
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Adverts are tricks of the mind, firstly made by the Columbian Government to try and persuade people that they were not selling hash to Richard Nixon. These "adverts" can be found anywhere, although most of the time they are on the floor, so no-one really cares, meaning businesses and Supermen councils resort to eating themselves.
[edit] "What Are Adverts?"
That's a question I can't answer, as I am only a small child with an I.Q of 160. So, I asked 50 "Fiddy" Cent to provide the answer. Here it was- "Yo G, adverts are like some sort of ho, you have to plough them, like I would do your momma every night. Pop!"
Indeed, Mr. Cent.
[edit] Where they can be found
It is believed that adverts are found in magazines, although many proctolgists disagree. That's probably because they were stupid enough to become experts of the ass. Adverts can spread over 1, and in extremley rare cases, 2, pages, and are generally a fucking eyesore and a pimple on society's ass. There have been many needless deaths caused by adverts, usually involvin the victim becoming so pissed off that 1 page of their magazine has been taken up by some crap blagging about insurance and how important it is that they try and rip it out with muderous rage, but catastrophically end up paper cutting their heart during the struggle. Here's what Tony Blair, president and uncle of Gwreat Bwritain had to say about these advert deaths
"Go away, I'm playing with my toy trains"
A very valid point, which I'm sure assured the families of the victims of advert-related death that the Great Blair himself will do something about it. Although he'll probably invade another country, claiming they have weapons of mass destruction. Somewhere like Wales.
