Aerosol
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An aerosol is a machine manufactured by many companies for the purpose of hastening the downfall of mankind. Scientists now believe they actually may be sentient alien constructs.
[edit] Plan
Several large corporations, variously known under the aliases Lynx, Axe, and PAM, were created by aliens several decades ago to compliment the takeover of the planet Earth.
Extensive marketing ploys, involving subliminal messages, were broadcast and created so that the entire human population was lead to believe that their fellow human beings stunk. A morning and sometimes several-daily ritual of spraying oneself with highly flammable perfumed liquid arose from this, and thus the plan came into fruitition.
It is believed that once the human population is sufficietly saturated with this flammable aerosol solution, the alien race behind this ploy will deploy a giant match from the moon, strike it across the Earth and set it on fire.
[edit] Drawbacks
Due to the saturation of the planet Earth with aerosol solution, it is likely that once the candescent ball of flame that would become of the Earth dies down there would be nothing left for the aliens to conquer.
A group of scientists however believes these aliens may enjoy charred soot-like planets. With burnt penis all over, the aliens will thrive in sexual ecstacy. Their theory is not widely recognised by the female scientific community. That narrow faction of the scientific community is therefore being introduced to as many penis' as possible for wider recognition.
