Afferden
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“Where ever you wander, where ever you roam, be glad and be happy that Afferden is our home”
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Afferden is a village in the Land of Death and Hell. Created by God in 1978, Afferden is known for its tower, called : The Tower Of Afferden. Which is a gate to hell.
Afferden, also written in the devils language as Aoffere, is close to the holy river: The Waal. Everyday a person is sacrificed in the Waal, if this is not done, The Waal overflows on Wednesday at 17:45, which occurred on the first of February 1953, this day would be referred to as the "Watersnoodramp". Between Afferden and The Waal lies Afferden's economy; The great Stone Factory. Thousands of workers worked in this factory every day to produce stones. Which could be used to make bread and other food. But due to the war against Druten, which Afferden lost, the factory is broken down. Only the chimney remained standing. Which is now used as a nuclear silo and a fallout shelter for Russian VIP's.
