After the Matrix
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As we all know about the Matrix I will now learn you about after the Matrix. No you won't. Will he? Yes I will. I doubt it. Oh do shut up. Oh both of you shut up. Your breath stinks. Well I hate you. But I did it with you mother. Hey, that's classified information. Keep that to yourself, man.
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[edit] Where Was I
I was here. I am now here.
[edit] When do we get to here
We are now arriving at 0 M(Matrix) At 1 M it will now change to After the Matrix Time (AM) which is counted at 1,XXXXX. This change was enforced by the league of extraordinary Nalls.
[edit] I digress
There are many men from Silly. Sadly I am not one of them. But I do enjoy the occasional bout of anal sex with friends, and what self respecting man doesn't enjoy a good round of butt sex ever now and again. It makes you strong and keeps you virile. I have a very nice moustache and I fought in the Zulu wars I did.
[edit] Now in the Shire
The matrix is held in high respect so much that they have not gone over into AM time scale and as such are now using theoretical numbers such at waka and eros.
[edit] So what is there after the matrix?
Who are you to be questioning me mr. nobody. Not a historian like myself. I hold a degree from Mr. Tuttlebeard's school for degrees.
[edit] Give this man a medal
I second the motion. Heil Hitler.
[edit] Now for something remotely funny
This segment will be repeated on comedy central on days beginning with T without semaphores and days not beginning with T with sempahores.
[edit] Who will be doing the television version of this breathtaking report
Why I'm glad you asked. None other than Ben Folds and William Shatner and they will be rockin' your suburb all night long. Yeah bitches. FIN.
