Ages of the universe

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Here is the damn ages of the universe and this information is scary for your kids.


BIG BANG ERA (10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000................. B.C. - 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 B.C.)

A big humongous explosion came on made by little atom.

B000000000000000000000000000MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Explosion turns into universe*



Terminus Era (1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 B.C. - 1000000 B.C.)

Life form were made and the city Terminus is made...

Farm and Woods created milk for the city

Sex cells created love for the city

Jesus created the animals for the city


Human Era (1000000 B.C. - 1000000 A.D.)

Humans are born and they made new inventions like:

Pop

Urine

Poop


Chuck Norris Era (1000000 A.D. - 1000000000000000000 A.D.)


Chuck Norris battle the dumb dinosaurs!!!!!!!1