Ahnuld Schwazeniggah

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Ahnuld Schwahzeniggah is the twin brother of Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was said by Arnold that Ahnuld has Nyahtidus, where the affected person says "Nyah" in a random conversation. He also served as the 0th presidink of Dah United Snakes of Americunt. He has appeared in several movies such as "Dah Tuhminatah", "Nightmare on Sesame Street", and "Retard Rehab". He is currently dating your mom, He sucks at Engrish, and he's also really retarded and doesn't have a brain.

Early life[edit]

Ahnuld was born in Australia by Jackie Chan and Chewbacca. When he was only a year old, he was dumped in a trashcan by his parents. An Asian family found him a day later and illegally adopted him. He had to go to various Asian school's because of "Family Tradition". He ran away from the creepy Asian famiry when he was 10 and lived in a trashed up trailer with some Austrian dudes named Gary Coleman and Jar Jar Binks. He attended the most shittiest college ever for 5 years and was dropped out for no reason at all.

Run for Presidink[edit]

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He ran for Presidink of Dah United Snakes of Americunt in 2001 against Jorje Busch, a retarded french communist. Ahnuld won the election and beat Busch by 2 voters. A day later, he prepared to launch Nuclear Missiles at North Korea and blew it to smithereens in 2002. It was then that Dah United Snakes of Americunt became the richest country in the world... i mean the universe... yeah, that's it. \:| He was thrown out of the office in 2004 after being sued by Namco all because he made out with one of the showgirls at a random gaming convention.

Love Life[edit]

Ahnuld met your mom at the most shittiest college ever before graduation. His thoughts about her seemed pretty positive as he reviewed her as "The most ugly, stupid, rude, nasty bitch i ever met". Ahnuld has tried to get rid of her 100000 times but all of those attempts failed as she kept on smiting pour Ahnuld to the ground. However, after Ahnuld was thrown out of the presidink-chual office, the bitch jumped off the building and committed suicide. Ahnuld was informed about his wifes death 2 days later. He was Very upset to know that his Beautiful wife killed herself all because her Mean Husband was no longer presidink.