Al-Gayda
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Al Gayda is a dangerous, well-concealed (and extremely gay) terrorist organization that is considered a major threat to world stability by numerous international intelligence organizations. Their stated goals is the "completion of the gay agenda", which is to homosexualize the entire world population through the use of gaydiation, specifically, through the development and detonation of a humongous bomb which will spread astronmically strong levels of gayons throughout the atmosphere.
[edit] History
The organization was founded by outed lesser members of the Saudi Royal Family, including mastermind Uwana-Bin-Dover, Takit-Indarear, Al-Ramyoohard, and 2nd in command, Osamans-Bin-laden-dabut. One of their key international cell founders, Paul Smokker, has reportedly died of AIDS. Following their outing, they were all sentenced to be hanged, but after exposing many other members of the House of Saud to be practicers of sodomy, they were quietly smuggled out of the country in exchange for their silence. Following this, they all vowed vengeance against what they called a "homophobic hate filled world" and have plans to create a one-world "Rainbow Republic" where men are kept as slaves to their homo masters and bred and treated like cattle.
[edit] Recruitment
Recruiting their members through cells located throughout San Francicso and various gay districts around the world, their ranks have swelled as the STD rate of the gay community goes up, and the demand for the highly coveted "straight meat" rises, as they are constantly in demand for fresh undiseased flesh to sate their disgusting deviant desires. Despite this they must constantly replace their ranks due to deaths from certain viruses and diseases that need not be mentioned. It is widely rumored that they are well funded by a variety of left-wing and liberal organizations, who are all bent on getting more and more straight males to bend over. A secret counter movement based in Mexico, known as GARDYOAZ is also gaining membership as more and more straights become aware of the sinister intentions and begin to realize that being 'homophobic' is normal and healthy.
[edit] Terrorist plots
Al-Gayda is currently, according to reports by the CIA, MI6 and FSB, working on a weapon of mass destruction known as the "Homocizer". GARDYOAZ has on several occasions managed to disrupt the construction through raids on their research facilities, but it has become harder and harder to keep up with them as they go more and more underground. Currently it is speculated that they have two major faciltiies in Bangkok, Thailand and Athens, Greece where much of the population is sympathetic to their goals and the local authorities don't bother them.
