Al-Qitty

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“Normally, I would say that I am indeed living in a 'Gangster's Paradise', although after the Petco explosion, I have to say that I am definately not.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Teletubbies

Terrorist group lead by Osama bin Cuddles. Executed the Great Petco Blowup of 2005, thanks to Oprah and Biff.