Alan Jackson

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"You are the Alan to my Jackson"
~Oscar Wilde on Alan Jackson

"Where were you Oscar Wilde, on the September day."
Alan Jackson on Oscar Wilde's involvement in 9/11



Alan Jackson is a well known grindcore act from Georgia. He is known for his anti-american, pro-terrorism songs. He is married to professional Fucktard Toby Keith. They live in a run-down U-Haul trailer in Catoosa County Georgia with their two children Habeas and Corpus.

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