Albert Square
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A small island off the South coast of Britain, Albert Square got fed up of the mainland in 1963 and set sail for Switzerland. Unfortunately, 500 yards off the coast of Britain, the newly founded island got wedged stuck on a pile of politicians' dirty lies that had been carelessly tossed into the the North Sea.
As a result, Albert Square is now positioned in an unfortunate position, dangerously close to France, but far enough away from Britain for it to be disowned by its motherland. Because of this, there has been terrible financial ruin, and the island is now under mob rule by the Queen Victoria Cadre, headed by notorious trickster, Ian Beale. Beale is greatly opposed to Britain and is looking to gain independence for the Square.
The invasion of Albert Square by Britain is scheduled to kick off on Thursday the 25th of July at 18:00 GMT. If there is no winner after full time, then it will go to penalites.
